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CroHammer 1:05 Tue Jun 12
Stag do to Malta
Going Friday for a long weekend. Any tips, tricks, recommendations, places to avoid etc etc all greatly appreciated.

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happygilmore 12:34 Sun Jun 17
Re: Stag do to Malta
is it not full of stuck up retired wrinklies?

hammer205 11:46 Sun Jun 17
Re: Stag do to Malta
Never appealed to me as always been under the impression it's very British

COOL HAND LUKE 10:48 Sun Jun 17
Re: Stag do to Malta
Sounds like another RWHFAG jaunt?

Obviously the jolly to Rome failed to wipe out the funds...

swtoc ;-)

Bungo 9:15 Sat Jun 16
Re: Stag do to Malta
I went there on a conference once.

Flew in, coach to hotel, did conference, coach back to airport, flew home.

By the next week I couldn't remember where I'd been. I kept saying Corfu which it wasn't.

BubblesCyprus 8:52 Sat Jun 16
Re: Stag do to Malta
Gozo far superior Island.

Strange choice for a Stag Do just assume Groom is there on holiday ?

pdbis 11:53 Wed Jun 13
Re: Stag do to Malta
I went there in 1981 and lived off swordfish. Had a great holiday back then as it wasn't over the top with loads of bars.

The Kronic 11:44 Wed Jun 13
Re: Stag do to Malta
Shit food, shit people, shit beaches, shit-hole. Enjoy.

the peckham cod 11:42 Wed Jun 13
Re: Stag do to Malta
Bugibba for a cheap night out (bars were selling drinks from cans when I went). Lots of ex-pats and tatooed elderly people if thats your thing.

Valetta - a great city - the Lascaris War Rooms are a great couple of hours for WW2 history lovers

Vittoriosa/Birgu just across water from Valetta Grand Harbour- great views of the city and good to explore, and nice bars to eat and drink

Marsaxlokk Fish market if you want a fresh fish meal (there are bars and restaurants as well as a market) - prob 20 mins from Valetta

Day trip to Gozo - lovely beaches, less crowded, rugged, natural. Can probably get someone to drive you around on a tour as its not that big

They have great bread over there and little pea filled pasties that are a great late night drinking snack!

Have fun!

Andy-Hammer 10:19 Wed Jun 13
Re: Stag do to Malta
Walked past that thirst barber a number of times if I’m right it’s only been open a couple of years round the back street by the Avenue restaurant, will pop in there next time I’m over

Andy-Hammer 10:13 Wed Jun 13
Re: Stag do to Malta
I go there 4/5 times s year, Paceville, St Julians is where all the nightclubs are but it’s mainly U25s and all Italians, loads of Gentlemen clubs with nice Eastern European strippers that will rob you for all your money, if you go in one hide your money down your socks, they will take every penny off you. Better off going in a massage shop over there, there’s nearly one in every street now owned by Chinese women, not that I’ve been to any of these establishments, I just go there for the History which Malta is famous for.

lowermarshhammer 1:36 Wed Jun 13
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If it flies - it dies

lowermarshhammer 1:36 Wed Jun 13
Re: Stag do to Malta
"If it flies - it does."

Odd people the Maltese taking pleasure in shooting as may migratory birds as they possibly can just for the thrill of it.

Cunts

Gavros 1:30 Wed Jun 13
Re: Stag do to Malta
Churchill called Malta our "unsinkable aircraft carrier"

ATHammer 11:42 Tue Jun 12
Re: Stag do to Malta
Went last year with low expectations. Thought it would be an old people's home. Surprised, liked it and not full on pensioners. Ok food and late night bars Friday through Sunday.

Norflundon 10:16 Tue Jun 12
Re: Stag do to Malta
My pal has got a cracking bar over there called the thirst barber

On The Ball 2:47 Tue Jun 12
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Went there last year for the England game. You'll spend all of your time in Paceville.

Hello Mrs. Jones 2:30 Tue Jun 12
Re: Stag do to Malta
One recommendation I can give you is....

Don't eat anything.

Jose+ 2:25 Tue Jun 12
Re: Stag do to Malta
The place is a dive, saved only by some mildly interesting history.

Valletta's Old Town is rather nice though.

4/10.

If you like stewed rabbit.

5.5/10

Northern Sold 2:17 Tue Jun 12
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I enjoyed malta.... superb history with Greeks, Phoenicians, Carthaginians, Romans and Arabs... and not too many Islands get awarded the George Cross.... and nice to go to a Med Island where the locals don't gob into your dinner... I can think of FAR worse places to go... enjoy fella

On The Ball 2:17 Tue Jun 12
Re: Stag do to Malta
Nurse Ratched 1:54 Tue Jun 12

'Where the Hell is Tuvalu?', an excellent book by Philip Ells.

Gavros 2:14 Tue Jun 12
Re: Stag do to Malta
Excellent for diving. Lots of wrecks.

The palace of the grand master is interesting.

The walls of valetta are impressive - about 15 metres thick.

Cant say i massively enjoyed myself there but diving in March is a bit of a challenge as its so coldy.

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